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<title>The Twelve Pitches of Puffball</title>
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<i>To the tune of "Twelve days of Christmas"</i>
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<p>On the First Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me
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a fucking heavy battery.
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<p>On the Second Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me
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two knackered jammers and<br>
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a fucking heavy battery.
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<p>On the Third Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me
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three tackle sacks<br>
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two knackered jammers and<br>
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a fucking heavy battery.
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</blockquote>
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<p>On the Fourth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me
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a four bar rack<br>
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three tackle sacks<br>
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two knackered jammers and<br>
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a fucking heavy battery.
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<p>On the Fifth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me
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five tunnock bars<br>
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a four bar rack<br>
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three tackle sacks<br>
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two knackered jammers and<br>
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a fucking heavy battery.
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</blockquote>
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<p>On the Sixth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me
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six ripped oversuits<br>
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five tunnock bars<br>
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a four bar rack<br>
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three tackle sacks<br>
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two knackered jammers and<br>
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a fucking heavy battery.
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</blockquote>
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<p>On the Seventh Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me
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seven tight rifts<br>
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six ripped oversuits<br>
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five tunnock bars<br>
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a four bar rack<br>
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three tackle sacks<br>
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two knackered jammers and<br>
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a fucking heavy battery.
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</blockquote>
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<p>On the Eighth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me
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eight hanging rebelays<br>
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seven tight rifts<br>
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six ripped oversuits<br>
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five tunnock bars<br>
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a four bar rack<br>
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three tackle sacks<br>
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two knackered jammers and<br>
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a fucking heavy battery.
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</blockquote>
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<p>On the Ninth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me
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nine crumbs of flapjack<br>
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eight hanging rebelays<br>
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seven tight rifts<br>
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six ripped oversuits<br>
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five tunnock bars<br>
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a four bar rack<br>
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three tackle sacks<br>
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two knackered jammers and<br>
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a fucking heavy battery.
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</blockquote>
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<p>On the Tenth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me
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ten loose boulders<br>
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nine crumbs of flapjack<br>
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eight hanging rebelays<br>
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seven tight rifts<br>
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six ripped oversuits<br>
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five tunnock bars<br>
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a four bar rack<br>
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three tackle sacks<br>
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two knackered jammers and<br>
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a fucking heavy battery.
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</blockquote>
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<p>On the Eleventh Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me
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eleven shit carbides<br>
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ten loose boulders<br>
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nine crumbs of flapjack<br>
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eight hanging rebelays<br>
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seven tight rifts<br>
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six ripped oversuits<br>
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five tunnock bars<br>
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a four bar rack<br>
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three tackle sacks<br>
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two knackered jammers and<br>
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a fucking heavy battery.
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</blockquote>
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<p>On the Twelfth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me
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ONE deep sump<br>
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eleven shit carbides<br>
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ten loose boulders<br>
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nine crumbs of flapjack<br>
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eight hanging rebelays<br>
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seven tight rifts<br>
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six ripped oversuits<br>
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five tunnock bars<br>
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a four bar rack<br>
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three tackle sacks<br>
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two knackered jammers and<br>
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a fucking heavy battery.
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</blockquote>
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1992 Expedition info:<br>
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<a href="index.htm">Index</a> (more detail than in this list)<br>
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<a href="log.htm">Logbook</a><br>
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<a href="report.htm">1992 Report</a> from <i>Cambridge Underground</i><br>
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<a href="bcracc.htm">BCRA Caves & Caving Report</a><br>
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<a href="../../pubs.htm#1992">Index</a> to all publications<br>
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