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<i>To the tune of "Twelve days of Christmas"</i>
<p>On the First Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me
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a fucking heavy battery.
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<p>On the Second Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me
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two knackered jammers and<br>
a fucking heavy battery.
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<p>On the Third Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me
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three tackle sacks<br>
two knackered jammers and<br>
a fucking heavy battery.
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<p>On the Fourth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me
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a four bar rack<br>
three tackle sacks<br>
two knackered jammers and<br>
a fucking heavy battery.
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<p>On the Fifth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me
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five tunnock bars<br>
a four bar rack<br>
three tackle sacks<br>
two knackered jammers and<br>
a fucking heavy battery.
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<p>On the Sixth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me
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six ripped oversuits<br>
five tunnock bars<br>
a four bar rack<br>
three tackle sacks<br>
two knackered jammers and<br>
a fucking heavy battery.
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<p>On the Seventh Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me
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seven tight rifts<br>
six ripped oversuits<br>
five tunnock bars<br>
a four bar rack<br>
three tackle sacks<br>
two knackered jammers and<br>
a fucking heavy battery.
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<p>On the Eighth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me
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eight hanging rebelays<br>
seven tight rifts<br>
six ripped oversuits<br>
five tunnock bars<br>
a four bar rack<br>
three tackle sacks<br>
two knackered jammers and<br>
a fucking heavy battery.
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<p>On the Ninth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me
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nine crumbs of flapjack<br>
eight hanging rebelays<br>
seven tight rifts<br>
six ripped oversuits<br>
five tunnock bars<br>
a four bar rack<br>
three tackle sacks<br>
two knackered jammers and<br>
a fucking heavy battery.
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<p>On the Tenth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me
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ten loose boulders<br>
nine crumbs of flapjack<br>
eight hanging rebelays<br>
seven tight rifts<br>
six ripped oversuits<br>
five tunnock bars<br>
a four bar rack<br>
three tackle sacks<br>
two knackered jammers and<br>
a fucking heavy battery.
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<p>On the Eleventh Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me
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eleven shit carbides<br>
ten loose boulders<br>
nine crumbs of flapjack<br>
eight hanging rebelays<br>
seven tight rifts<br>
six ripped oversuits<br>
five tunnock bars<br>
a four bar rack<br>
three tackle sacks<br>
two knackered jammers and<br>
a fucking heavy battery.
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<p>On the Twelfth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me
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ONE deep sump<br>
eleven shit carbides<br>
ten loose boulders<br>
nine crumbs of flapjack<br>
eight hanging rebelays<br>
seven tight rifts<br>
six ripped oversuits<br>
five tunnock bars<br>
a four bar rack<br>
three tackle sacks<br>
two knackered jammers and<br>
a fucking heavy battery.
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<li>1992 Expedition info:
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<li><a href="index.htm">Index</a> (more detail than in this list)</li>
<li><a href="log.htm">Logbook</a></li>
<li><a href="report.htm">1992 Report</a> from <i>Cambridge Underground</i></li>
<li><a href="bcracc.htm">BCRA Caves &amp; Caving Report</a></li>
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