<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0//EN"> <html lang="en"> <head> <title>Alternative activities</title> </head> <body> <h1 align=center>Expo Festering Guide</h1> <p>What to do for R&R when burnt out from too much caving, or when the weather is simply too hot or too awful to go up to the plateau ? <p>Expo members often bring alternative sports equipment, or there are a wide range of games which don't need any. Try: <a href="#abseil">Abseiling</a> off the stupidly huge cliff at Grundlsee, <a href="#bier">Bier drinking</a>, <a href="#cake">Cake</a>, <a href="#canoe">Canoeing</a>, <a href="#cars">Car Fixing</a>, <a href="#cycle">Cycling</a>, <a href="#dachstein">Dachstein-climbing</a>, <a href="#dinghy">Dinghy floating</a>, <a href="#dive">Diving</a>, <a href="#kite">Hang-gliding</a>, <a href="#fryup">High-frying</a>, <a href="#hydro">Hydro-speeding</a>, <a href="#ices">Ice creams</a>, <a href="#mihs">Mohr-im-Hemd eating</a>, <a href="#pedalo">Pedalo Pedalling</a>, <a href="#spudhut">Potato Hut</a> festering, <a href="#radio">Radio-fettling</a>, <a href="#rope">Ropewashing</a>, <a href="#salt">Salt-mining</a>, <a href="#swim">Swimming</a>, <a href="#fester">Sunbathing</a>, <a href="#sled">Tobogganning</a>, <a href="#tberg">Trisselberg ascent</a>, <a href="#tyrol">Tyrolean building</a>, <a href="#surf">Windsurfing</a>... <dl> <dt><b><a name="abseil">Huge Abseil</a></b> <dd>Recommended by the local cavers, this 200m almost-a-free-hang cliff provides mind-bending sport, probably not to be repeated by any of those that had a go first time. <dt><b><a name="bier">Bier drinking</a></b> <dd>In the "early days" Expo used to drink Reininghaus Bier in the Bar Fischer in Altaussee, as we didn't have a good socialising tent (or potato hut) to drink the more economic bottled variety. Nowadays, bier <a href="piclinks/phut1.htm"><img src="tinypix/phut1.jpg" width=170 height=143 align=left hspace=10></a> comes dead cheap, in crates, from the supermarket (and the preferred brand is <a href="http://www.goesser.at/" lang="de-at">Gösser</a>). Expo always maintains a tally of bottled beers drunk, so that the right people get charged for it - and so we can report how many metric tons we got through each year. There is a corresponding Limonade tally.<br clear=all> <dt><b><a name="cake">Cake</a></b> <dd>Austrians do pretty good cakes for pigging out on calorie-restoration days when veggie-slop just isn't enough. It's best to point and say "Ein stuck bitte" rather than try to ask for exactly what you want. One person's mega-sticky-chocoloate-cake arrived as a cup of cocoa through trying to be too clever. <dt><b><a name="canoe">Canoeing</a></b> <dd>on the lake is a pleasant way to cool off for all and sundry. There are also white water rivers, from the easy (ie. they need a bit of rain) to the "sporting" delights of the Traun from Bad Aussee to Hallstatt - in a deep valley nowhere near an escape route. This was first done by Vic Brown (6th in women's K1 slalom at the 1972 Olympics) with an assortment of exCS "Victims". More relaxing is to paddle from Grundlsee back to <a href="bcamps.htm">Basecamp</a>, but watch out for Hilde's weir: <a href="piclinks/ohshit.htm"><img src="tinypix/ohshit.jpg" width=170 height=143 align=top></a> <dt><b><a name="cars">Car-fixing</a></b> <dd>Owing to being mainly impoverished students, expo has an annual crop of shit cars which limp across Europe with infeasibly large loads and equally crap trailers <a href="piclinks/trailr.htm"><img width=170 height=143 src="tinypix/trailr.jpg" align=right hspace=10></a> which provides for <a href="years/1995/log.htm#trailerepic">epic</a> travel. This usually results in at least one car being fettled at any time during expo, which provides relaxing spectator sport for everyone else in <a href="bcamps.htm">Basecamp</a> at the time. One chariot which was more reliable than most, until its eventual demise through old age and several visits to Austria was Rover Richardson: <a href="piclinks/rover.htm"> <img src="tinypix/rover.jpg" width=140 height=116 align=left hspace=10></a><br> who had the distinction of being older than his owner. For an account of amazing persistence in the face of crap transport read "<a href="years/1991/driver.htm">How (not) to drive round Europe</a>" from CU 1992. This tale involves a Citroen van and a volvo: <a href="piclinks/wkmob.htm"><img src="tinypix/wkmob.jpg" width=140 height=111 align=right hspace=10></a><br clear=all> <dt><b><a name="cycle">Cycling</a></b> <dd>Far more people seem to travel by bike in Austria than in the UK despite the obvious disadvantages of (a) ridiculous heat or (b) it pissing buckets and (c) it's <b>very</b> hilly. However, cycling <b>down</b> the <a href="tollrd.htm">toll road</a> is very pleasant, or can be very exciting, depending on whether or not you are trying to break the club record of under ten minutes or it is (again) pissing buckets. Most people foolish enough to do it at all, only cycle <b>up</b> the toll road <b>once</b> (but there are exceptions, even to this rule). <dt><b><a name="dachstein">Dachstein climbing</a></b> <dd><img align=left src="tinypix/dbahn.jpg" width=128 height=152 hspace=10> <img src="tinypix/dachx.jpg" width=145 height=285 align=right hspace=10> This is the fine peak with glacier visible from the <a href="tollrd.htm">toll road</a> on a clear day. Although the postcards would have you believe it is a 3k peak, this is really only 2994m, not that this detracts from a fine day out. One look at the "via ferrata" up the south-facing cliff is enough to convince everyone of the wisdom of investing in a seilbahn ticket up to the glacier, where summer skiing is possible if you are early enough. The climb itself is fun, and well-equipped with great reinforcing bar handholds everywhere, which probably explains the drongo density - a helmet or a suitable turn of speed are advised to avoid stone-fall. <p>It can be done in a day <a href="years/1990/log.htm#dachstein">on foot from Hallstatt</a>, but only if you are <b>very</b> fit. <p align=right>Dave Brindle tops out in cloud<br clear=all> <dt><b><a name="dinghy">Dinghy floating</a></b> <dd><img align=left src="tinypix/dinghy.jpg" width=225 height=201 hspace=10> One of a plethora of festering activities centred around the conveniently nearby, but out of earshot of the campsite, lake (Grundlsee). Parking has become a problem if you have too much gear, but an inflatable dinghy is one of the most easily carried bits of kit, thus avoiding the parking meters.<br clear=all> <dt><b><a name="dive">Diving</a></b> <dd>There is not much scope for cave diving in CUCC's caves, though some has been done in nearby resurgences. However, for relaxing by the lake, a set of scuba gear and wetsuit or Michelin-man drysuit are ideal. The water is clear, and in Grundlsee lies an underwater habitat which is fun to visit, and an old lorry which is "verboten". <a href="years/1989/log.htm#1989-dive-1">Diving in Altausseer See</a> revealed not the hoped for resurgence, but a few bits of 50's vintage human remains. Still it got us a go in the Feuerwehr's big red rescue boat :-) <dt><b><a name="kite">Hang-gliding</a></b> <dd><img align=right src="tinypix/julian.jpg" width=170 height=143 hspace=10> Not for the complete beginner is the mind-bending takeoff from a ramp at the top of the <a href="tollrd.htm">Toll-road</a>. On early expos, everyone thought that this was only for loonies, but now a small contingent of C.U.Hang-gliding Club have shown that it is even possible to land in a tree and survive.<br clear=all> <dt><b><a name="fryup">High-frying</a></b> <dd><a href="images/chips.jpg"><img width=160 height=128 align=left hspace=10 src="tinypix/chips.jpg"></a>This is a sort of Russian-roulette with the base camp barbecue. A large Dutch Oven is filled far too full with oil, perched on the swinging barbecue above a large open fire and used to fry chips (at which point it almost overflows onto said fire). A swinging barbecue is ideal for getting lumps of meat off without getting burnt, but less than perfect when the victim is set the task of getting a large hot pan of chips off. Needless to say, we survived....<br clear=all> <dt><b><a name="hydro">Hydro-speeding</a></b> <dd>Ideally, this means body-surfing down a river with a flat thing to ride on to protect chest and arms from rocks, and with fins (flippers to you) to give some degree of control. Needless to say, CUCC's version involved a body board or an inner tube on the river from Grundlsee down to Basecamp. "Reasonable" water levels are required, and getting out to walk round the weir is strongly recommended. <i>"Interesting to find out how wet it can get before you hurt yourself or drown"</i> (Wookey). <dt><b><a name="ices">Ice creams</a></b> <dd>Austrians do ice creams every bit as good as their sticky cakes - and with the advantage of Schlagobers to appeal to the calorifically-challenged. <dt><b><a name="mihs">Mohr-im-Hemd</a></b> <dd>No, not the <a href="smkridge/161/offffr.htm#mihemd">passage</a> in Kaninchenhöhle, but the death-by-chocolate pudding which it was named after. The first challenge is to persuade the other attendees at the expo dinner to pay for the game if you win. The second challenge is to eat ten of these delicacies and not throw up for at least five minutes. It has been done :-) <dt><b><a name="pedalo">Pedalo pedalling</a></b> <dd><img align=left src="tinypix/pedalo.jpg" width=221 height=161 hspace=10> Used to occur from Fritz's jetty when <a href="bcamps.htm">Basecamp</a> was at Altaussee, but is now more likely to be an excuse for a trip to Hallstatt, where there is also a handy gear shop and a <a href="#dive">diving</a> school to get bottles filled.<br clear=all> <dt><b><a name="spudhut">Potato Hut</a> festering</b> <dd>(See also <a href="#bier">Bier Drinking</a>) <img src="tinypix/phut94.jpg" width=205 height=147 align=right hspace=10>. Festering in the evenings, or daytime in the rain, generally takes place in Hilde's "Potato Hut", so called because it is the meeting place of the "Potato Club". <img src="tinypix/bc94.jpg" width=137 height=109 align=left hspace=10> This august local organisation exists mainly to drink potato-derived alcohol, and engage in curling on Hilde's ice - more usually a lake at the time of year of our visit.<br clear=all> <dt><b><a name="radio">Radio-fettling</a></b> <dd>Ever since we had a set of really excellent communications equipment on evaluation from Philips in 1990, until the advent of mobile phones on expo 1999, expo hankered after a working set of CB-type radios. Top Camp to Base Camp is not line of sight, and thus needed a repeater, which (a) didn't work or (b) worked all the time and flattened its battery or (c) cut in and out continuously during use or, very rarely, (d) worked perfectly. The temptation to 'improve' it during time (d) resulted in hours being spent fettling it in states (a) to (c). For better (probably) or worse, this activity is now pretty much a thing of the past <dt><b><a name="rope">Ropewashing</a></b> <dd><img align=right src="tinypix/washit.jpg" width=161 height=192 hspace=10> OK, I admit, this is really caving, but it happens at <a href="bcamps.htm">Basecamp</a> and is refreshing if it's hot. However, it can be a bit epic in the river if it is in flood, in which case a <a href="#tyrol">Tyrolean traverse</a> over the river is a sporting game. <br clear=all> <dt><b><a name="salt">Salt-mining</a></b> <dd>There are Salt Mines at both Hallstatt and Altaussee which are worth a visit. The latter were used as a stash for huge amounts of stolen art treasures by the Nazis, a fact that they keep strangely quiet about, given that it was the brave action of one of the local workers which saved them from being dynamited. <dt><b><a name="swim">Swimming</a></b> <dd>Either in the river behind the Staud'nwirt or in one of the lakes, where the top metre or so gets quite warm in hot weather. <dt><b><a name="fester">Sunbathing</a></b> <dd><img src="tinypix/tcdoze.jpg" width=201 height=123 align=left hspace=10> Can be done almost anywhere, when it doesn't piss down - but usually combined with other activities at the side of the lake. However, more rays can be picked up at Top Camp in the unusual event of good weather and not caving.<br clear=all> <dt><b><a name="sled">Tobogganning</a></b> <dd>There is a dry (metal trough) toboggan run <a href="piclinks/tobog.htm"><img src="tinypix/tobog.jpg" width=143 height=170 align=right hspace=10></a> worth a visit near Bad Ischl. Wear long sleeves and trousers if you value your skin - doing so enables you to dispense with the brakes entirely.<br clear=all> <dt><b><a name="tberg">Trisselberg ascent</a></b> <dd>Of four expo attempts, two have succeeded - in <a href="years/1984/twand.htm">1984</a> and again in <a href="years/1990/log.htm#trissel">1990</a>. An earlier attempt was thwarted by a wasps' nest, and the <a href="years/1992/log.htm#trissel">1992 attempt</a> made the error of retreating from high up in what turned out to be quite an epic in a thunderstorm. It must be about time someone else had a go... <dt><b><a name="tyrol">Tyrolean traverse</a></b> <dd>Typically occurs towards the end of expo when large amounts of gear, particularly rope and pulleys, ends up down by the river for <a href="#rope">ropewashing</a>. If the river really is too epic to stand in, a tyrolean traverse from Hilde's to some trees opposite can provide an awesome sense of exposure and not a little danger ! <dt><b><a name="surf">Windsurfing</a></b> <dd>Yet another lakeside activity - this one really is easiest if there is some wind, but as long as this is not too strong, it's a good game for total beginners (unlike <a href="#kite">Hang-gliding</a>, for example). </dl> <hr> <!-- LINKS --> <img alt=">" src="../icons/lists/0.png"> Back to <a href="../index.htm">CUCC Home page</a><br> <img alt=">" src="../icons/lists/0.png"> Back to <a href="index.htm">Expedition Intro page</a><br> <img alt=">" src="../icons/lists/0.png"> <b>Main Indices:</b><br> <img alt="--->" src="../icons/lists/1.png"> <a href="infodx.htm"><b>Index</b> to Expo</a> information pages<br> <img alt="--->" src="../icons/lists/1.png"> <a href="areas.htm">Description of CUCC's area</a> and split to subareas<br> <img alt="--->" src="../icons/lists/1.png"> Full <a href="indxal.htm">Index to cave descriptions</a> in area 1623<br> <img alt="--->" src="../icons/lists/1.png"> List of (links to) <a href="pubs.htm">published reports and logbooks</a><br> <img alt=">" src="../icons/lists/0.png"> <b>Pictures:</b><br> <img alt="--->" src="../icons/lists/1.png"> <a href="gall0.htm">Text only Index</a><br> <img alt="--->" src="../icons/lists/1.png"> <a href="gallery/0.htm">Index pages (with thumbnails)</a><br> <img alt=">" src="../icons/lists/0.png"> Other info:<br> <img alt="--->" src="../icons/lists/1.png"> <b>Table</b> of <a href="folk/index.htm">members of CUCC expeditions</a> 1976-present<br> </body> </html>