<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0//EN"> <html> <head> <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf8" /> <title>The Twelve Pitches of Puffball</title> <link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="../../css/main2.css" /> </head> <body> <i>To the tune of "Twelve days of Christmas"</i> <p>On the First Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me <blockquote> a fucking heavy battery. </blockquote> <p>On the Second Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me <blockquote> two knackered jammers and<br> a fucking heavy battery. </blockquote> <p>On the Third Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me <blockquote> three tackle sacks<br> two knackered jammers and<br> a fucking heavy battery. </blockquote> <p>On the Fourth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me <blockquote> a four bar rack<br> three tackle sacks<br> two knackered jammers and<br> a fucking heavy battery. </blockquote> <p>On the Fifth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me <blockquote> five tunnock bars<br> a four bar rack<br> three tackle sacks<br> two knackered jammers and<br> a fucking heavy battery. </blockquote> <p>On the Sixth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me <blockquote> six ripped oversuits<br> five tunnock bars<br> a four bar rack<br> three tackle sacks<br> two knackered jammers and<br> a fucking heavy battery. </blockquote> <p>On the Seventh Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me <blockquote> seven tight rifts<br> six ripped oversuits<br> five tunnock bars<br> a four bar rack<br> three tackle sacks<br> two knackered jammers and<br> a fucking heavy battery. </blockquote> <p>On the Eighth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me <blockquote> eight hanging rebelays<br> seven tight rifts<br> six ripped oversuits<br> five tunnock bars<br> a four bar rack<br> three tackle sacks<br> two knackered jammers and<br> a fucking heavy battery. </blockquote> <p>On the Ninth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me <blockquote> nine crumbs of flapjack<br> eight hanging rebelays<br> seven tight rifts<br> six ripped oversuits<br> five tunnock bars<br> a four bar rack<br> three tackle sacks<br> two knackered jammers and<br> a fucking heavy battery. </blockquote> <p>On the Tenth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me <blockquote> ten loose boulders<br> nine crumbs of flapjack<br> eight hanging rebelays<br> seven tight rifts<br> six ripped oversuits<br> five tunnock bars<br> a four bar rack<br> three tackle sacks<br> two knackered jammers and<br> a fucking heavy battery. </blockquote> <p>On the Eleventh Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me <blockquote> eleven shit carbides<br> ten loose boulders<br> nine crumbs of flapjack<br> eight hanging rebelays<br> seven tight rifts<br> six ripped oversuits<br> five tunnock bars<br> a four bar rack<br> three tackle sacks<br> two knackered jammers and<br> a fucking heavy battery. </blockquote> <p>On the Twelfth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me <blockquote> ONE deep sump<br> eleven shit carbides<br> ten loose boulders<br> nine crumbs of flapjack<br> eight hanging rebelays<br> seven tight rifts<br> six ripped oversuits<br> five tunnock bars<br> a four bar rack<br> three tackle sacks<br> two knackered jammers and<br> a fucking heavy battery. </blockquote> <hr /> <!-- LINKS --> <ul id="links"> <li>1992 Expedition info: <ul> <li><a href="index.htm">Index</a> (more detail than in this list)</li> <li><a href="log.htm">Logbook</a></li> <li><a href="report.htm">1992 Report</a> from <i>Cambridge Underground</i></li> <li><a href="bcracc.htm">BCRA Caves & Caving Report</a></li> </ul></li> <li><a href="../../pubs.htm#pubs1992">Index</a> to all publications</li> <li><a href="../../index.htm">Back to Expeditions intro page</a></li> <li><a href="../../../index.htm">CUCC Home Page</a></li> </ul> </body> </html>