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<i>To the tune of "Twelve days of Christmas"</i>

<p>On the First Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me
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   a fucking heavy battery.
</blockquote>

<p>On the Second Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me
<blockquote>
   two knackered jammers and<br>
   a fucking heavy battery.
</blockquote>

<p>On the Third Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me
<blockquote>
   three tackle sacks<br>
   two knackered jammers and<br>
   a fucking heavy battery.
</blockquote>

<p>On the Fourth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me
<blockquote>
   a four bar rack<br>
   three tackle sacks<br>
   two knackered jammers and<br>
   a fucking heavy battery.
</blockquote>

<p>On the Fifth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me
<blockquote>
   five tunnock bars<br>
   a four bar rack<br>
   three tackle sacks<br>
   two knackered jammers and<br>
   a fucking heavy battery.
</blockquote>

<p>On the Sixth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me
<blockquote>
   six ripped oversuits<br>
   five tunnock bars<br>
   a four bar rack<br>
   three tackle sacks<br>
   two knackered jammers and<br>
   a fucking heavy battery.
</blockquote>

<p>On the Seventh Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me
<blockquote>
   seven tight rifts<br>
   six ripped oversuits<br>
   five tunnock bars<br>
   a four bar rack<br>
   three tackle sacks<br>
   two knackered jammers and<br>
   a fucking heavy battery.
</blockquote>

<p>On the Eighth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me
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   eight hanging rebelays<br>
   seven tight rifts<br>
   six ripped oversuits<br>
   five tunnock bars<br>
   a four bar rack<br>
   three tackle sacks<br>
   two knackered jammers and<br>
   a fucking heavy battery.
</blockquote>

<p>On the Ninth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me
<blockquote>
   nine crumbs of flapjack<br>
   eight hanging rebelays<br>
   seven tight rifts<br>
   six ripped oversuits<br>
   five tunnock bars<br>
   a four bar rack<br>
   three tackle sacks<br>
   two knackered jammers and<br>
   a fucking heavy battery.
</blockquote>

<p>On the Tenth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me
<blockquote>
   ten loose boulders<br>
   nine crumbs of flapjack<br>
   eight hanging rebelays<br>
   seven tight rifts<br>
   six ripped oversuits<br>
   five tunnock bars<br>
   a four bar rack<br>
   three tackle sacks<br>
   two knackered jammers and<br>
   a fucking heavy battery.
</blockquote>

<p>On the Eleventh Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me
<blockquote>
   eleven shit carbides<br>
   ten loose boulders<br>
   nine crumbs of flapjack<br>
   eight hanging rebelays<br>
   seven tight rifts<br>
   six ripped oversuits<br>
   five tunnock bars<br>
   a four bar rack<br>
   three tackle sacks<br>
   two knackered jammers and<br>
   a fucking heavy battery.
</blockquote>

<p>On the Twelfth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me
<blockquote>
   ONE deep sump<br>
   eleven shit carbides<br>
   ten loose boulders<br>
   nine crumbs of flapjack<br>
   eight hanging rebelays<br>
   seven tight rifts<br>
   six ripped oversuits<br>
   five tunnock bars<br>
   a four bar rack<br>
   three tackle sacks<br>
   two knackered jammers and<br>
   a fucking heavy battery.
</blockquote>

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