<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0//EN"> <html lang="en"> <head> <title>The Twelve Pitches of Puffball</title> </head> <body> <i>To the tune of "Twelve days of Christmas"</i> <p>On the First Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me <blockquote> a fucking heavy battery. </blockquote> <p>On the Second Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me <blockquote> two knackered jammers and<br> a fucking heavy battery. </blockquote> <p>On the Third Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me <blockquote> three tackle sacks<br> two knackered jammers and<br> a fucking heavy battery. </blockquote> <p>On the Fourth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me <blockquote> a four bar rack<br> three tackle sacks<br> two knackered jammers and<br> a fucking heavy battery. </blockquote> <p>On the Fifth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me <blockquote> five tunnock bars<br> a four bar rack<br> three tackle sacks<br> two knackered jammers and<br> a fucking heavy battery. </blockquote> <p>On the Sixth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me <blockquote> six ripped oversuits<br> five tunnock bars<br> a four bar rack<br> three tackle sacks<br> two knackered jammers and<br> a fucking heavy battery. </blockquote> <p>On the Seventh Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me <blockquote> seven tight rifts<br> six ripped oversuits<br> five tunnock bars<br> a four bar rack<br> three tackle sacks<br> two knackered jammers and<br> a fucking heavy battery. </blockquote> <p>On the Eighth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me <blockquote> eight hanging rebelays<br> seven tight rifts<br> six ripped oversuits<br> five tunnock bars<br> a four bar rack<br> three tackle sacks<br> two knackered jammers and<br> a fucking heavy battery. </blockquote> <p>On the Ninth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me <blockquote> nine crumbs of flapjack<br> eight hanging rebelays<br> seven tight rifts<br> six ripped oversuits<br> five tunnock bars<br> a four bar rack<br> three tackle sacks<br> two knackered jammers and<br> a fucking heavy battery. </blockquote> <p>On the Tenth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me <blockquote> ten loose boulders<br> nine crumbs of flapjack<br> eight hanging rebelays<br> seven tight rifts<br> six ripped oversuits<br> five tunnock bars<br> a four bar rack<br> three tackle sacks<br> two knackered jammers and<br> a fucking heavy battery. </blockquote> <p>On the Eleventh Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me <blockquote> eleven shit carbides<br> ten loose boulders<br> nine crumbs of flapjack<br> eight hanging rebelays<br> seven tight rifts<br> six ripped oversuits<br> five tunnock bars<br> a four bar rack<br> three tackle sacks<br> two knackered jammers and<br> a fucking heavy battery. </blockquote> <p>On the Twelfth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me <blockquote> ONE deep sump<br> eleven shit carbides<br> ten loose boulders<br> nine crumbs of flapjack<br> eight hanging rebelays<br> seven tight rifts<br> six ripped oversuits<br> five tunnock bars<br> a four bar rack<br> three tackle sacks<br> two knackered jammers and<br> a fucking heavy battery. </blockquote> <hr> <!-- LINKS --> <img alt=">" src="../../../icons/lists/0.png"> 1992 Expedition info:<br> <img alt="--->" src="../../../icons/lists/1.png"> <a href="index.htm">Index</a> (more detail than in this list)<br> <img alt="--->" src="../../../icons/lists/1.png"> <a href="log.htm">Logbook</a><br> <img alt="--->" src="../../../icons/lists/1.png"> <a href="report.htm">1992 Report</a> from <i>Cambridge Underground</i><br> <img alt="--->" src="../../../icons/lists/1.png"> <a href="bcracc.htm">BCRA Caves & Caving Report</a><br> <img alt=">" src="../../../icons/lists/0.png"> <a href="../../pubs.htm#1992">Index</a> to all publications<br> <img alt=">" src="../../../icons/lists/0.png"> <a href="../../index.htm">Back to Expeditions intro page</a><br> <img alt=">" src="../../../icons/lists/0.png"> <a href="../../../index.htm">CUCC Home Page</a> </body> </html>