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<html>
<head>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8" />
<title>
CUCC Expo Hnadbook: the grike
</title>
<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="../../css/main2.css" />
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<h2 id="tophead">CUCC Expo Handbook - the grike</h2>
<h1>The grike near the bivvy</h1>
<div class="centre">
<img alt="grike and loo seat" src="../i/grike.jpg" /></div>
<p>The comfy loo seat.
There are bolt holes drilled into the rocks to secure the frame.
<p>The necessaries are kept in a daren drum
with a string handle at the entrance to the bivvy. If it's
not there, then it's in use. The daren drum contains:
<ul>
<li>loo roll
<li>pump-action hand sanitizer
<li>cigarette lighters
<li>(no toothbrush)
</ul>
</p>
<p>Every couple of years the seat gets cracked or broken and has to be replaced. We buy
a new one in the lagerstore in Altaussee.
<p>The beams of wood and the carefully-measured lengths of studding and nuts required to make it level are all
kept in our usual winter store. <em>Two</em> standard 13mm spanners are required to assemble it.
<p class="caption">Photo &copy; Philip Sargent, 2017</p>
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</em></p>
<p style="font-size: 140%">Read this. It is important.</p>
<a href="l/grike.html"><img class="onright" src="t/grike.jpg" /></a>
<p>You may think that you know how to wipe your own arse, and that you do not
therefore need any advice on how to move your bowels on the Loser Plateau.
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<li><p>DO think about where your offerings may be washed during a rain-storm &ndash; into Steinbr&uuml;ckenh&ouml;hle perhaps?</p></li>
</ul>
<p><b>Postscript:</b> Over the last few years a certain grike close to the
stone bridge has become canonical. Hence the importance of good aim is
redoubled.</p>
<p>Also, it should be pointed out that if you choose to use bog roll (as most
of us do, although more enterprising expo members have experimented with moss,
bunde, and limestone), you should set light to each sheet before you drop it
down the grike; there is a cigarette lighter kept with the bog rolls. DON'T
drop the lighter down the grike.</p>
<p>Over the last few years a <a href=l/grike.html>certain grike</a> in thick bushes
close to the stone bridge has become canonical. Hence the importance of good aim is
redoubled. This now has a loo seat as pictured.</p>
<p><b>Postscript:</b> We have a <a href="../documents/grike.pdf">not-too-serious set of diagrams</a>
on how to achieve correct aim.
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