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On the matter of stooling
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CUCC Expo Hnadbook: the grike
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<h2 id="tophead">CUCC Expo Handbook - the grike</h2>
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<h1>The grike near the bivvy</h1>
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<div class="centre">
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<img alt="grike and loo seat" src="../i/grike.jpg" /></div>
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<p>The comfy loo seat.
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There are bolt holes drilled into the rocks to secure the frame.
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<p>The necessaries are kept in a daren drum
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with a string handle at the entrance to the bivvy. If it's
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not there, then it's in use. The daren drum contains:
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<li>loo roll
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<li>pump-action hand sanitizer
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<li>cigarette lighters
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<li>(no toothbrush)
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</p>
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<p>Every couple of years the seat gets cracked or broken and has to be replaced. We buy
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a new one in the lagerstore in Altaussee.
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<p>The beams of wood and the carefully-measured lengths of studding and nuts required to make it level are all
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kept in our usual winter store. <em>Two</em> standard 13mm spanners are required to assemble it.
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<p class="caption">Photo © Philip Sargent, 2017</p>
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<li><a href="../index.htm">Expedition Handbook</a>
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<li><a href="../rig/rigit.html">Rigging guide</a></li>
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<li><a href="../rescue.htm">Rescue guide</a></li>
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<li><a href="../../infodx.htm">Main index</a></li>
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<li><a href="../../index.htm">Expo Home</a></li>
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<li><a href="../../../index.htm">CUCC Home</a></li>
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<title>CUCC Expedition Handbook: Stooling</title>
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<p style="font-size: 140%">Read this. It is important.</p>
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<p style="font-size: 140%">Read this. It is important.</p>
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<a href="l/grike.html"><img class="onright" src="t/grike.jpg" /></a>
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<p>You may think that you know how to wipe your own arse, and that you do not
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<p>You may think that you know how to wipe your own arse, and that you do not
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therefore need any advice on how to move your bowels on the Loser Plateau.
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therefore need any advice on how to move your bowels on the Loser Plateau.
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<li><p>DO think about where your offerings may be washed during a rain-storm – into Steinbrückenhöhle perhaps?</p></li>
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<li><p>DO think about where your offerings may be washed during a rain-storm – into Steinbrückenhöhle perhaps?</p></li>
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<p><b>Postscript:</b> Over the last few years a certain grike close to the
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stone bridge has become canonical. Hence the importance of good aim is
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redoubled.</p>
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<p>Also, it should be pointed out that if you choose to use bog roll (as most
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<p>Also, it should be pointed out that if you choose to use bog roll (as most
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of us do, although more enterprising expo members have experimented with moss,
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of us do, although more enterprising expo members have experimented with moss,
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bunde, and limestone), you should set light to each sheet before you drop it
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bunde, and limestone), you should set light to each sheet before you drop it
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down the grike; there is a cigarette lighter kept with the bog rolls. DON'T
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down the grike; there is a cigarette lighter kept with the bog rolls. DON'T
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drop the lighter down the grike.</p>
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drop the lighter down the grike.</p>
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<p>Over the last few years a <a href=l/grike.html>certain grike</a> in thick bushes
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close to the stone bridge has become canonical. Hence the importance of good aim is
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redoubled. This now has a loo seat as pictured.</p>
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<p><b>Postscript:</b> We have a <a href="../documents/grike.pdf">not-too-serious set of diagrams</a>
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on how to achieve correct aim.
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