"Ariston Series","ariston.html","ariston","110m pitch series giving access to most of the deepest parts of the cave","It goes on, and on, and Ariston - as in the recent washing machine advert"
"Bat Chamber","uworld.html","batchamber","Large chamber, sporting a fresh dead bat in 2004, in Fat Worm area",
"Belief","rhino.html","belief",,
"Black Lightning","ariston.html","blacklightning","Pitch in Razor Dance","Richard Thompson song"
"Black Maria","uworld.html","blackmaria","Spacious pitch in upper Underworld",
"Bonsai Crawl","nopain.html","bonsai","Crawl connecting Insignificant Chamber with Treeumphant Passage",
"Chocolate Salty Balls","treeumphant.html","chocolatesaltyballs","Series of mainly phreatic passages accessed by a traverse across Cave Tree Chamber",
"Copper","ariston.html","copper","Pitch in Razor Dance","Part of a sequence of pitches named after brewing apparatus"
"Cresta Run","swings.html","crestarun","Zigzag passage leading from Swings to a connection with Helter Skelter and on to a pitch (undescended as of 2004)",
"Crimper","rhino.html","crimper",,
"Crowning Glory","treeumphant.html","crowningglory","Phreatic passage which forks off Treeumphant towards 204E entrance",
"Crowning Glory Chamber","treeumphant.html","cgchamber","Aven chamber at the foot of the 204E entrance pitch. (Warning: Slightly illogical usage; it is not actually in Crowning Glory Passage)",
"Dave Dives","ariston.html","davedives","2m climb in Razor Dance (best not attempted head first)","Commemorating a stylish descent"
"Dolly Parton Climb","entrance.html","parton","Short climb with big jugs",
"Don't Step","nopain.html","dontstep","Climb into ceiling near Insignificant Chamber",
"Drilling Delight","nopain.html","drillingdelight","Series of short pitches near Insignificant Chamber",
"Dutch Beauty","swings.html","dutchbeauty",,
"Earthenware","uworld.html","earthenware","North-South trunk passage in Subsoil level",
"Easy There","ariston.html","easythere","Pitch in Razor Dance","Richard Thompson song ""Easy There, Steady Now"""
"Fat Worm Blows a Sparky","uworld.html","fatworm","Complex maze of passages around Bat Chamber in Subsoil level",
"Fledermausschacht","ariston.html","fledermaus","112m sloping blind pitch off horizontal stuff in Ariston","Dunks got hassled by a bat during exploration"
"Flopsy the Bunny Rabbit's Lair","nopain.html","flopsy","Connection from Colonnade back into Insignificant Chamber",
"Gaffer Tape","swings.html","gaffertape","First 80m pitch of Gaffered to the Wall Series, leading down to the Underworld from Swings & Roundabouts",
"Gardener's World","uworld.html","gardenersworld","First of two pitches connecting upper Underworld level to Subsoil level",
"Generation Game","uworld.html","generation","Roof tube traversing back above Quiz Rift","Named in commemoration of a bolting race between Becka (with hand bolts) and Dave (with Earl's power drill), in which experience and skill comprehensively beat youth and enthusiasm"
"God Loves A Drunk","ariston.html","glud","Chamber in Razor Dance","Richard Thompson song"
"Grater","rhino.html","grater",,
"Great Oak Chamber","treeumphant.html","greatoakchamber","Aven chamber which interrupts Treeumphant Passage",
"Hardware","uworld.html","hardware","Westward-trending side passage near north end of Earthenware",
"Heavily Soiled","uworld.html","heavilysoiled","Scrofulous oxbow in Subsoil, near the bottom of University Challenge",
"Helter Skelter","treeumphant.html","helterskelter","Pitch at the end of Boulder Coaster",
"Hippo Hollows","uworld.html","hippohollows","Dried mud pots in southwards branch of Subsoil level, towards Fat Worm",
"Insignificant Chamber","nopain.html","insignificantchamber","Major junction, from which passages lead off to Pleasuredome, No Pain No Gain, Treeumphant, Swings and Roundabouts and Rhino Rift ",
"Jim'll Fix It","entrance.html","jim","Second pitch of 204A entrance series (low snow route); rarely called by this name nowadays.",
"Juicy Bits","swings.html","juicybits","Side passage connecting to Swings at either end",
"King Carbide","nopain.html","kingcarbide","Small chamber between Pleasuredome and No Pain No Gain, at the foot of a pitch from the Near End.",
"Kiwi Suit","ariston.html","kiwisuit","130m pitch series connecting Ariston to Razor Dance","Tribute to Kiwi Mike (Allen)"
"Limescale Cistern","rhino.html","limescale","Chamber in Unconformity",
"Living Daylight Chamber","swings.html","livingdaylight","Chamber immediately beyond Suspended Solution, from which daylight is visible coming in through the 204D entrance",
"LX Tape","swings.html","lxtape","Third pitch of Gaffered to the Walls series",
"Magic Roundabout Chamber","swings.html","magicroundabout","Large chamber where Swings Passage begins",
"Marble Run","midlevel.html","marblerun","Passage in Mid Level",
"Meeting House","rhino.html","meetinghouse",,
"Merry Fucking Christmas","millennium.html","merryxmas","Tortuous crawl leading south off Mid Level series near connection to Millennium Dome","South Park reference"
"Merry Go Round","swings.html","merrygoround","110m pitch series dropping from the Slide (conjectured to connect to the Underworld)",
"Millennium Dome","millennium.html","millennium","Large chamber at start of White Elephant Series",
"Mystery Wind","ariston.html","mysterywind","Complex multi-part pitch in Razor Dance","Richard Thompson song"
"Needle Crawl","entrance.html","needle","Upward-sloping rift passage (wider at floor level, so a crawl for fatties) leading to the top of Thread Pitch",
"No Pain No Gain","nopain.html","nopainnogain","Crawl linking southern passages of old Mid Level series to Insignificant Chamber and the northern horizontal passages",
"Nordic Traverse","ariston.html","nordic","Traverse in Razor Dance",
"On a Mission","rhino.html","onamission",,
"Oxtail Oxbow","uworld.html","oxtail","Loop of muddy passage bypassing Bracket Fungus Passage",
"Paster of Muppets","ariston.html","paster","Pitch in Razor Dance","Metallica spoonerism"
"Pendulum Pitch","midlevel.html","pendulum","Alternate route connecting Near End series to Mid Level. Not used since 1999",
"Pepper Pot","ariston.html","pepper","Pitch in Razor Dance","Utter lack of imagination"
"Perpetual Motion","nopain.html","perpetual","Pitch dropping into Pleasuredome from 'King Carbide",
"Playground","swings.html","playground","Walking passage leading from Insignificant Chamber towards Magic Roundabout and the rest of the Swings series",
"Pleasuredome","nopain.html","pleasuredome","Very large chamber (or pair of chambers) which almost everything around No Pain No Gain connects to",
"Poohstyx","uworld.html","poohstyx","Passage and blind pitch descending from upper Underworld",
"Pot-U-Like","ariston.html","potulike","First pitch of Ariston Series, starting at the bottom of Wolpertinger Way",
"Quiz Rift","uworld.html","quiz","Rift at northern end of upper Underworld, terminating at Gardener's World",
"Rainbow Series","ariston.html","rainbow","Horizontal passage accessed from You're So Veined",
"Rat Biscuit","rhino.html","ratbiscuit","Northwards side branch from On A Mission, which terminates in a boulder choke close to Cresta Run",
"Razordance","ariston.html","razor","Awkward rift streamway to the current lowest known point of 204",
"Recycled Rabbit","midlevel.html","recycledrabbit","Horizontal side passage off Wolpertinger Way",
"Rhino Rift","rhino.html","rhinorift",,
"Sand Pit","treeumphant.html","sandpit","Complex maze of sandy passages branching off to the north of Helter Skelter",
"Scroat","nopain.html","scroat",,
"Sellotape","swings.html","sellotape","Fourth pitch of Gaffered to the Walls series, also known as Eyehole pitch",
"Sirens","uworld.html","sirens","Stalactite grotto in upper Underworld; name has been extended to cover a large ill-defined section of the upper Underworld",
"South Circular","swings.html","southcircular",,
"Steady Now","ariston.html","steadynow","Pitch in Razor Dance","Richard Thompson song ""Easy There, Steady Now"""
"Steel Toecap","ariston.html","toecap","Largest pitch of Ariston Series",
"Stitch This","entrance.html","stitch","High-snow bypass connecting a truncated version of Trick or Treat with the upwards continuation of Thread Pitch",
"Subsoil","uworld.html","subsoil","General term for the level of passages below Gardener's World pitch",
"Sucker","treeumphant.html","sucker","Long narrow side branch off Treeumphant",
"Suspended Solution","swings.html","suspended","Roof tube at the northern end of Swings Passage, leading to 204D entrance",
"Swallow Hard","rhino.html","swallowhard",,
"Swings Passage","swings.html","swingstrunk","Main trunk passage of Swings & Roundabouts series",
"Taking the Piss","rhino.html","takingthepiss","Pitch dropping into Rhino Rift series from Dutch Beauty in Swings & Roundabouts",
"Tape Worm","swings.html","tapeworm","Second pitch of Gaffered to the Walls series",
"Terra Firma","uworld.html","terrafirma","Chamber at the top of a muddy slope in the upper Underworld",
"The Colonnade","treeumphant.html","thecolonnade","Side gallery branching off Treeumphant Passage",
"The Mash Tun","ariston.html","mashtun","Pitch in Razor Dance","Part of a sequence of pitches named after brewing apparatus"
"The Slide","swings.html","theslide","Sloping side passage eastwards from Swings, leading to Merry-Go-Round",
"Thirteen Year Pitch","ariston.html","thirteenyear","Pitch in Razor Dance","Commemorating Mark Dougherty's return to Expo after a 13-year absence"
"Thread Pitch","entrance.html","thread","Pitch connecting Near End to Mid Level series",
"Trapeze","swings.html","trapeze","Side gallery connecting to Swings Passage at various points",
"Treeumphant Passage","treeumphant.html","treeumphantpassage","Trunk passage leading northwards from Bonsai Crawl to Cave Tree Chamber",
"Trick or Treat","entrance.html","firstpitch","204A entrance pitch (rarely called by this name)",
"Trihang","swings.html","trihang","Fifth and final pitch of Gaffered to the Walls series",
"Umshitshimbo","entrance.html","umshit","Phreatic ramp in Near End",
"Unconformity","rhino.html","unconformity","Steeply descending passage branching off On A Mission",
"Uncrimped","rhino.html","uncrimped","Loop connecting Crimper to Faith",
"Underware","uworld.html","underware","Eastward-trending side passage near north end of Earthenware (also known as Earthenware II)",
"University Challenge","uworld.html","univchallenge","Second of two pitches connecting upper Underworld level to Subsoil level",
"Up at 45°","midlevel.html","upat45","Series of crawls sloping up at north end of Mid-Level series",
"White Elephant Series","millennium.html","elephant","Rift pitch series heading southeast from Millennium Dome",
"Wot no Bolts?","rhino.html","wotnobolts","Pitch in Rhino Rift (which does now have bolts)",
"Wot no Butcombe?","rhino.html","nobutcombe","Series of passages at the far west end of On A Mission",
"Wot no Connection?","rhino.html","noconnection","Network of passages at far end of On A Mission, which don't connect to Weizeneishöhle",
"Yeast","ariston.html","yeast","Pitch in Razor Dance","Part of a sequence of pitches named after brewing apparatus"
"You're So Veined","midlevel.html","veined","Alternate route connecting to Ariston Series part-way down Pot-U-Like, not used since 1999","Carly Simon song; the pitch has prominent mineral veins in the rock."