# The Twelve Pitches of Puffball

To the tune of "Twelve days of Christmas"

On the First Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me

> a fucking heavy battery.

On the Second Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me

> two knackered jammers and
> a fucking heavy battery.

On the Third Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me

> three tackle sacks
> two knackered jammers and
> a fucking heavy battery.

On the Fourth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me

> a four bar rack
> three tackle sacks
> two knackered jammers and
> a fucking heavy battery.

On the Fifth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me

> five tunnock bars
> a four bar rack
> three tackle sacks
> two knackered jammers and
> a fucking heavy battery.

On the Sixth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me

> six ripped oversuits
> five tunnock bars
> a four bar rack
> three tackle sacks
> two knackered jammers and
> a fucking heavy battery.

On the Seventh Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me

> seven tight rifts
> six ripped oversuits
> five tunnock bars
> a four bar rack
> three tackle sacks
> two knackered jammers and
> a fucking heavy battery.

On the Eighth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me

> eight hanging rebelays
> seven tight rifts
> six ripped oversuits
> five tunnock bars
> a four bar rack
> three tackle sacks
> two knackered jammers and
> a fucking heavy battery.

On the Ninth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me

> nine crumbs of flapjack
> eight hanging rebelays
> seven tight rifts
> six ripped oversuits
> five tunnock bars
> a four bar rack
> three tackle sacks
> two knackered jammers and
> a fucking heavy battery.

On the Tenth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me

> ten loose boulders
> nine crumbs of flapjack
> eight hanging rebelays
> seven tight rifts
> six ripped oversuits
> five tunnock bars
> a four bar rack
> three tackle sacks
> two knackered jammers and
> a fucking heavy battery.

On the Eleventh Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me

> eleven shit carbides
> ten loose boulders
> nine crumbs of flapjack
> eight hanging rebelays
> seven tight rifts
> six ripped oversuits
> five tunnock bars
> a four bar rack
> three tackle sacks
> two knackered jammers and
> a fucking heavy battery.

On the Twelfth Pitch of Puffball my true love gave to me

> ONE deep sump
> eleven shit carbides
> ten loose boulders
> nine crumbs of flapjack
> eight hanging rebelays
> seven tight rifts
> six ripped oversuits
> five tunnock bars
> a four bar rack
> three tackle sacks
> two knackered jammers and
> a fucking heavy battery.

1992 Expedition info:
Index (more detail than in this list)
Logbook
1992 Report from Cambridge Underground
BCRA Caves & Caving Report
Index to all publications
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